This is funny so I have to tell on myself!
I set that egg slicer in front of me, planning to use it on some eggs tonight. Boiled the eggs, fished one out---
--And chopped it up with a knife! I was on the second one before I realized what I was doing!
With a laugh, I tossed that stupid egg slicer. I don’t need what I never use!
It was cheap anyway!